Englishman

1. Demented New York athletes staggering round the block.
Deforned Chicanos pour in, Chicago's rolling stock.
Digital bathrooms drilling for furs,
Surgical stockings marked his and hers.
Guggenheim attitudes back to back
With Jewish Baroque.

2. Defecting russian dancers dance into Hockney prints.
Exclusive to Bloomingdales, gift-wrapped in red
From the land of blue rinse.
They boggle at menus in Old English verse,
"Ode to burger" by Keats at his worst.
The breaking of legs. Don't shoot till you see
The whites of their eggs.

R. Strange apparatus you've never seen.
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme.
Oh my, street alligators,
Oh my, big Anglophile.
Will navigate us through a change of style.

3. Dismembered hopeful My-Lai veterans queuing for sleaze.
"Sorry no dogs, no fags, no shriners, and no amputees".
Sexual athlete applies for audition
Willing to make it in any position.
I'm happy and dopey and dirty in places
No way street.

4. Disturbing facts about Nazi splinter groups seen on the news.
They're picketing synagogues and claiming that
Hitler was King of the Jews.
Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls
A men's room attendant is flapping his jowls.
Ssshh! Howard Johnson is moving
His bowels.

R. Strange apparatus you've never seen.
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme.
Oh my, street alligators,
Oh my, big Anglophile.
Will navigate us through a change of style.