I'm ready

1. I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me.

2. I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain.
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite,
I hope some screwball start a fight.
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me.

3. All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere.
But stop what your doin' baby come overhere
I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square.
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be.
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me.

4. I been drinkin' gin like never before,
I feel so good, I want you to know.
One more drink, I wish you would,
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good.
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be.
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me.